I have a task for you.

Name a North Carolinian.

Do I care to elaborate? No. I don’t.

Okay, I’ll elaborate a little. This is a very unscientific data-gathering process. In the past, I’ve asked you all to tell me where you’re most likely to get an ass-whuppin, or to merely name a North Carolina town. This helps me both understand something a little more about you, a person of sound mind who freely signed up for a newsletter called the North Carolina Rabbit Hole. But it also helps me understand a little more about this state. After all, if you hadn’t told me that the Huntersville Cook Out was a hangout for wannabe UFC fighters, I would not have discovered a Charlotte Observer story that was once entitled: “NC fighter who pooped in MMA ring gets sponsorship offers.” This state contains multitudes.

You can participate in several ways. You can reply to this post on Bluesky or Facebook. You can call into the Rabbit Hole voicemail/tipline at (980) 477-5465. You could reply to this email. Or you can leave a comment by hitting the button below (I know, you have to log in to do this, hopefully you won’t have any problems but let me know if you do!).

What’s the criteria? Whatever you want it to be! At some point, I’ll compile everything, analyze the data, and let you know the very important results. After all, without your insight, I would have never known that the Midnight Train to Georgia has made a permanent stop in North Carolina.