Hey! Guess what! This week, I have several stories in the hopper that I would classify as “Almost Finished,” but none that I would call “Actually Finished.” This perfect storm of unfortunate events which—let’s be honest—is driven by procrastination, happens once every calendar year or so. I’ve referred to this in the past as a Holecane.

So! I’m asking you, loyal Rabbit Hole reader, to help me out by putting me on the spot. In the comments, go ahead and ask me a question. About anything. Do you need non-legal, non-binding, nonsensical advice? Is there something really small that you’re curious about? Is there something you want to know but have been afraid to ask? Are you from Murphy and would like to add to this story, somehow? Fire away. Technically, you can accomplish this by mashing the “Leave a Comment” button below, and then check back in by going to the web or app version of this story (if you’re reading this in an email, you can get there by clicking or tapping on the headline above). I’m going to have some downtime over the next few days, and I’ll try to answer as many as I can as soon as I can. Thanks! Remember, no question is too big, no curiosity is too niche, no mystery is off-limits, and no idea is too stupid.

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