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Mistakes were made, North Carolina

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Jeremy Markovich
Aug 5, 2021
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Mistakes were made, North Carolina

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Back when I worked at a TV station in West Virginia, a guy used to call and email regularly to inform us of all the mistakes we were making. For example: I ran a short, 20-second clip of a car chase from Los Angeles one night, and within minutes, I got an email from this guy, telling me that, actually, that particular car chase started within Los Angeles proper but ended up moving into La Jolla at some point, a fact that I had oh-so-conveniently neglected to point out. I do not know how he knew this. I, sadly, never asked this man about his specific credentials. But every mistake our station made, no matter how small, would generate some response from this man. He was fond of saying “If it’s not 100% right, it’s dead wrong,” usually followed by “I am available to take over as your station’s news director at 9 a.m. tomorrow.”

I’m not excusing mistakes. Despite our best, earnest efforts, we make them in nearly everything we do. This newsletter will have at least one error in it (see also: Typo Bounty). Everything I’ve ever written has at least one mistake in it, probably more. It’s not always a factual mistake. Maybe my logic isn’t airtight. Maybe I inferred something tonally that I shouldn’t have. Perhaps the mistake is ignoring an argument I should have included, or focusing on something that isn’t totally representative of the community or person I was trying to present. Some errors don’t even reveal themselves until years later, when I go back and read something and cringe.

All of this is to say that we all make honest mistakes when we’re trying our best. While people can rightfully point them out, it also helps to convey that, by pointing them out, you are not necessarily discrediting the larger thing as a whole, or inferring that you could do a better job. Hence, when I mentioned a glaring geographical error in an episode of Outer Banks, as I did last week, I was not saying that things would improve if I immediately took over as the show runner. I genuinely enjoy Outer Banks, and I am eager to learn what happens to Sarah and John B. after they ended up in the Bahamas. I haven’t watched the second season yet so please, NO SPOILERS.

In short: I have come here to praise Outer Banks, not to bury it. (I know, this is the inverse of what Brutus said about Caesar in the Shakespeare play, but I like to imagine that there is an good version of Brutus that exists just for this purpose, sort of like Wario. Wutus, perhaps.) I wish all of the producers, directors, actors, and crew members nothing but the best.

I say all of that to give me to cover to say this: I have created an Outer Banks Fictional Transportation Generator, which you can use to create your own preposterous ways to move around this great state of ours:

I encourage you to screenshot/download/save/Instagram/tweet/TikTok/etc. this. Spread it around. Tell folks about your preferred — if not unorthodox and improbable — mode of travel across North Carolina. I, for one, just love to take a miniature horse from Dunn to Morganton. Just a lovely way to travel.

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And now, your favorite North Carolina-related television and movie mistakes!

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NC Museum of History @NCmuseumhistory
The accents in the thriller movie, “Kiss the Girls,” which stars Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd, and takes place in @DurhamNC, are laughably incorrect.
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Jeremy Markovich @deftlyinane
Please reply to this tweet with an example of how a TV show or movie got a very specific detail about North Carolina wrong, and why it bothers you to no end. For instance: https://t.co/7RG0MHoea6
8:34 PM ∙ Aug 4, 2021

From M. Crawford:

Outlander season 5 episode 1. Outside wedding, supposedly in mountains of NC, near Grandfather Mtn. (Actually filmed in Scotland) Filmed when no leaves on trees. Added Spanish moss to the largest tree for filler..NO!

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Bernanke @The_Bernanke
@deftlyinane Andy Taylor was the elected sheriff of a TOWN
Andy Griffith Barney GIF
11:38 PM ∙ Aug 2, 2021
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Harry Thompson @harrythompson
@deftlyinane Mt. Pilot?
3:12 PM ∙ Aug 2, 2021
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Jason Greer @Jasongreer
@deftlyinane No where in NC looks like this - so disappointing!
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3:10 PM ∙ Aug 2, 2021

From Robin Woodie Williams:

Apparently according to Where the Crawdads Sing, one can pop over to Asheville from the coastal NC marshes like it’s not an 8-9 hour drive.

From Val Edwards:

I watched S2 E1 last night. They talked about Masonboro Sound. Masonboro is off the south end of Wrightsville Beach; its nowhere near the OBX. Peasants

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Clark D. Riemer @clarkriemer
@deftlyinane Additional pilling on Outter Banks: their filming in low country water of SC looks nothing like the NC coast, especially not Down East. A Walk to Remember: ILM looks nothing like Beaufort.
5:41 PM ∙ Aug 2, 2021

From Tim Whitmire:

This is NC-adjacent, but the geography of the lyrics in the NC-beloved "Wagon Wheel" drive my wife crazy. It defies physics that someone who's south of Roanoke, Virginia, and headed for Raleigh would encounter a trucker heading west from the Cumberland Gap (which is well west of Roanoke) and bound for Johnson City, Tennessee (which is also west of Roanoke).

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Kyle Foushee @kylefoush77
@deftlyinane In Bull Durham, they filmed the Bulls road games in stadiums in Wilson, Burlington, Greensboro, and Asheville. None of these teams were actually in the Carolina League then.
5:07 PM ∙ Aug 2, 2021
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matthew vincent @matthewRvincent
@deftlyinane In Steven Soderbergh’s NASCAR heist movie Logan Lucky (2017), characters refer to interstates as “the 85” or “the 40” — preceding numbered roads with “the” is particular to Los Angeles folk (ex. “the 105,” “the 10.”) Source: From NC near 421 & 40, lived in LA near the 134 & the 2
3:22 PM ∙ Aug 2, 2021
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drew @ImNotOwned
in Logan Lucky, a plot point that drives me insane is that you can commute to Charlotte Motor Speedway to Charleston, WV in about 2 hours. They literally plan a heist around this time period. It’s a 4.5 hour drive each way
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Jeremy Markovich @deftlyinane
Please reply to this tweet with an example of how a TV show or movie got a very specific detail about North Carolina wrong, and why it bothers you to no end. For instance: https://t.co/7RG0MHoea6
8:36 PM ∙ Aug 4, 2021

From feritae:

For me it's an episode of X-files where a Haitian refugee camp is located at the back of Camp Lejeune near Folkstone and people spend all their time walking back and forth to the NC Port.

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Elizabeth H Finley @lizziefin
@deftlyinane The episode of Veep where they do a fundraiser with hog farmers in Gastonia.
8:23 PM ∙ Aug 2, 2021
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Elizabeth H Finley @lizziefin
@deftlyinane To clarify, I’m 100% here for panning Gastonia but they very clearly slapped the town name on a depiction of eastern NC and I’m so curious to know the backstory
8:25 PM ∙ Aug 2, 2021
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Matt Memrick @MVMPaper
@deftlyinane In the Stephen King movie Cat's Eye, the last segment of film had cars with Connecticut license plates...even though it was supposed to be filmed in N.C. Is that kinda helpful?
7:46 PM ∙ Aug 2, 2021
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Ed Southern @EdSouthern
@deftlyinane Not a TV show or movie, but sometime around 2000 a national magazine wrote up a "dream weekend in NC," recommending a hotel in Chapel Hill and a breakfast place in . . . Asheville.
8:24 PM ∙ Aug 2, 2021
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Tracy Hamm @Tracy_Hamm
@deftlyinane I awoke one Saturday morn and learned via @CBSThisMorning that high tide had apparently reached #Raleigh. Not sure what bothered me the most, that we had lost our beloved Outer Banks or that NCDOT would have yet another excuse not to finish widening U.S. 64 east of Columbia.
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4:13 PM ∙ Aug 2, 2021

From Christopher Corcoran:

there is some movie that had a scene where there is a person calling into a tv show and says he’s from Charlotte, North Carolina. And he has the biggest red neck voice you’ve heard. And the question he asks is dumb as hell. I think it is the Truman Show. 

From Christopher Corcoran (19 hours later):

It is the Truman show. I found a copy of the screenplay and it says the caller from Charlotte NC. But it appears that they changed the question. They made him say an even dumber question like “how many of those dadgum cameras do y’all have in there”. I couldn’t find a clip on YouTube easily. Feel free to post about it wherever lol

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Garrett Hastings @G_Hastings
@deftlyinane Hunger Games District 12 being filmed in #Shelby. Not sure if I should be pumped that they filmed there, or disappointed that we represented the most economically challenged district 😑 #CityOfPleasantLiving
3:59 PM ∙ Aug 2, 2021
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Arlene Medder @ArleneMedder
@ncculture Main Street; it would have been more accurate if they had used textiles as the dying industry.
3:37 PM ∙ Aug 2, 2021

And finally, let’s complete the circle:

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Christine Dohrmann @CDohrmannNC
@deftlyinane The TV show Outer Banks had a scene where they took the ferry from the OBX to UNC Chapel Hill - which is nearly 4 hours inland. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #OBX
8:44 PM ∙ Aug 4, 2021

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