What happens after we die? I don't know. I DO know some stories about a North Carolina mummy, an English philosopher's severed head, a mortician's best line, and a decades-old donut.
Jeremy, your blog/story/column (that's what they used to call 'em, back when we wore onions on our belts, which was the style at the time...) reminds me, delightfully, of "Lore" AND B99. Schur's shows are among my favorite entertainments. So are doughnuts. Cool, cool, cool, noice.
I'm honestly surprised you didn't mention Star Trek in the section on Utilitarianism. I think Spock summed up that thought process well: "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one."
At any rate, thanks for another delightful Fremulon unit.
"we wore onions on our belts, which was the style at the time..."
This is the quote my siblings and I use whenever our father starts telling stories of yore. Doesn't really faze him, but the six of us crack up every time! And our ages range from 26 to 41. Classic Simpsons never gets old.
Jeremy, your blog/story/column (that's what they used to call 'em, back when we wore onions on our belts, which was the style at the time...) reminds me, delightfully, of "Lore" AND B99. Schur's shows are among my favorite entertainments. So are doughnuts. Cool, cool, cool, noice.
I'm honestly surprised you didn't mention Star Trek in the section on Utilitarianism. I think Spock summed up that thought process well: "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one."
At any rate, thanks for another delightful Fremulon unit.
"we wore onions on our belts, which was the style at the time..."
This is the quote my siblings and I use whenever our father starts telling stories of yore. Doesn't really faze him, but the six of us crack up every time! And our ages range from 26 to 41. Classic Simpsons never gets old.