YOU: It’s hot outside!ME: How hot is it?YOU: (Leaves a comment to tell me how hot it is.)
It’s so hot cows are giving evaporated milk.
"It's so hot I went to an ATM just to feel the cold steel of a revolver against my neck." An oldie from David Letterman's show...long, long, ago.
As hot as Kim Basinger in 9 & 1/2 weeks.
It’s so hot my grandpa was plowing corn today with a mule that the corn started popping. The mule thought it was snow and froze to death!
It is so hot the catfish are fried when you hook them.
It's so hot I'm sleeping in Bat Cave tonight.
It is so hot the bubbling stream is boiling.
It is so hot chickens are laying fried eggs.
It's so hot I'm moving to Bath.
Its hotter than the devil’s armpits
As my 92 year old Union County Grandmother says, “I’m out here sweating like a whore in church!”
It’s so hot, I just saw two trees fighting over a dog.
Hotter than the Human Torch bathing in a volcano. Yeah, I don't know where that came from...
It’s so hot that Boiling Springs is just a pool of metal.
It’s so hot, I went to a soccer game and the balls were sticky sweaty!