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Jun 15, 2022Liked by Jeremy Markovich

It’s so hot cows are giving evaporated milk.

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Jun 15, 2022Liked by Jeremy Markovich

"It's so hot I went to an ATM just to feel the cold steel of a revolver against my neck." An oldie from David Letterman's show...long, long, ago.

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Jun 15, 2022Liked by Jeremy Markovich

As hot as Kim Basinger in 9 & 1/2 weeks.

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Jun 16, 2022·edited Jun 16, 2022Liked by Jeremy Markovich

It’s so hot my grandpa was plowing corn today with a mule that the corn started popping. The mule thought it was snow and froze to death!

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Jun 16, 2022Liked by Jeremy Markovich

It is so hot the catfish are fried when you hook them.

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Jun 15, 2022Liked by Jeremy Markovich

It's so hot I'm sleeping in Bat Cave tonight.

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Jun 15, 2022Liked by Jeremy Markovich

It is so hot the bubbling stream is boiling.

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Jun 15, 2022Liked by Jeremy Markovich

It is so hot chickens are laying fried eggs.

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Jun 15, 2022Liked by Jeremy Markovich

It's so hot I'm moving to Bath.

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Jun 15, 2022Liked by Jeremy Markovich

Bath North Carolina? Why would one move there in the heat? (Genuinely curious)

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Jun 15, 2022Liked by Jeremy Markovich

Its hotter than the devil’s armpits

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As my 92 year old Union County Grandmother says, “I’m out here sweating like a whore in church!”

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It’s so hot, I just saw two trees fighting over a dog.

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Hotter than the Human Torch bathing in a volcano. Yeah, I don't know where that came from...

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It’s so hot that Boiling Springs is just a pool of metal.

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It’s so hot, I went to a soccer game and the balls were sticky sweaty!

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